just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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