this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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