Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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