thus making me awesome and them whores
She even gives head with a lisp.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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