Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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