As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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