whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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