my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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