arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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