Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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