Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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