So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
In America we eat man semen.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
this will be a night to untag.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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