I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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