We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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