I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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