Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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