I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
