lets start a swedish sibling band together
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
