I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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