Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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