At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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