why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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