I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
