You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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