i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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