I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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