Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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