you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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