Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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