I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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