yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Come see our sink grown plant.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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