I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
