We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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