FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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