Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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