belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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