you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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