so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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