If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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