Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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