I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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