Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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