i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think people are normalizing furries
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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