im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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