i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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