I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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