Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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