If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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