Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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