Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So squirting runs in the family.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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